Highway Etiquette

I think the mirrors in my car need to be changed. Clearly, they are not working well. It seems that very fast-moving cars have a tendency to just appear in them at random moments. The most recent example of this phenomenon happened a few days ago. There I was coming...

Telephone Etiquette

I am awake. I am awake because of my cell phone. I am awake because someone decided that 11:22 p.m. was an appropriate time to call me. I was asleep you see, until the incessant buzzing tore me from a decidedly interesting dream. I felt around for the demon phone with...

Parenthood

I accepted a long time ago that I wasn’t cut out for parenthood. That was more out of mentality than anything else but lately, with the arrival of my baby bear, I have realized that I am no longer physically capable either. I’ve been told by more than one person that...